Sometimes you get a pet. And you like the pet. Maybe you love the pet. Maybe you can’t think of a suitable name for them.
Here’s where I step in. I’ve compiled a list of 23 names you can keep on file should such an occasion arise.
- Turnstyle
- Block Letters
- The Dave Matthews Band
- The 23rd President of these here United States, Benjamin Harrison
- Alex
- Hautemeal
- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
- Doilies
- Piano Concerto
- Retsin
- Effervescent
- Malarkey
- Jim
- Broken Crayon Nubs
- Slippery
- Rudy Huxtable
- Bubble Jet
- Four Loko
- Bartles and Jaymes
- Routine Inspection
- Boom Shalock Lock Boom
- Ted
- Tippy Tippy Top
- Not the Mama
- Pearl from 227
- Up Jumps the Boogie
- Three Card Molly
- Skeleton Key
- Murky Waters
Contributor: Patrick Austin
Lite Rock 105’s Patrick Austin is a father of two daughters, ages two and five. You can hear him on-air Saturdays from 3-8pm.
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